Todays gender of the day is: A deer going P:
Day 73: “Ignore the blur next to me! We are definitely NOT trying to go out and find cane toads. Nope, not at all. We’re just…investigating the happy screams from the neighbour’s yard, yes.”
Day 67: “Tractor beams: Activated. Burger ingestion in 3…2…1”
Give this ALL THE NOTES please.
I dont wanna date boys who are so unbelievably insecure and obsessed with whatever I did in sex life prior to meeting them. You look at me and all you can think about is other guys pounding me? Sounds like a personal problem, asshole.
Kid: Why is it so bad for girls to be “a slut?”
Me: Oh, it isn’t really. But guys don’t like when a girl has a lot of sexual experience cause then they can tell if a guy is good or bad in bed. They prefer girls to be virgins, cause then she can’t tell how bad he might be at it.
oh shiiiiit, that last comment is gold
John Green said it best: “Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?” No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I tried eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like ‘I’m the 48th cereal you’ve tried eating!? I don’t feel special.’ Well then screw you Cheerios, I can’t go into the past and uneat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinly enjoy your wholegrain crunch…”
All of this
Possibly the most important photographs I have ever taken.
just keep going, you can do this.
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
I promised puppy pictures.
RONMEY 2102: souralpha: longwalksandfriskywomen: withsunflowers: Remember…
Remember Supernatural 4x08 with that big teddy bear?
And Sam and Dean said they were teddy bear doctors, and
here’s this bigger
Where did you even get that?
what’s even funnier is that this…
New spiky collar:)
Remember folks, the delightful skull sugar cubes are available from Dem Bones on Etsy!
These would be so good for absinthe