Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
eating pizza inspires me to do great things in life for example eat more pizza
EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.
Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.
You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.
A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
that guy is about to battle like thirty cats
domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it
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i only got about 2 hours of sleep because i woke up 2 hours early and apartment meeting for new keys
so i am so tired right now, i feel really sick :/
but i’m afraid to go to sleep because Rhay’s not here for her exam, so lol sleeping alone. :/
i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
ooh questions! x
vampire: …fuck. i guess i might take it? if i had the guarantee that Rhay would get to be immortal, too. but i probably wouldn’t, just because i really doubt i’d like putting immortality into practice.
witch: well, if i had to dream big or go home, i’d get rid of racism, misogyny, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, etc. so that if you’re gonna hate someone, it’s gonna be based on their personality. :p
faerie: i would stow away with Rhay and go to England so i could see Blu and cuddle xyr dogs and also tumblr with xem and just be happy with my octopus ^^
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
o’ER THE TRACKS WE GO, WE DON’T FUCKING HAVE ALL DAY
-high pitch screaming-
probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.
So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.
the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.